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  • rorschach
    Apr 29, 04:12 PM
    Why are you people talking about scroll bars and scrolling? This article is about the buttons in sub-pane selectors. Not scrolling.

    The article was just edited. It had a paragraph about the iOS-style scrollbars being gone.





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  • Nekbeth
    Apr 28, 10:00 AM
    That's a very good explanation Knight, I'm starting to understand some things better. Let me go do some stuff (eat, banks, etc) and I'll post an updated code with the startTimer method you mention and continue with that 1 timer. I'll be back soon.

    Thank you once again





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  • ssk2
    Apr 16, 07:19 AM
    I don't know why Google is bothering. The Amazon cloud system *should be*/is great and competition enough for iTunes - both in terms of pricing (certainly) and usability (more debatable).

    The fact that Android doesn't need an iTunes-esque system to compete with Apple means that they should probably give it up now.

    Note: For the fanboys out there, please don't get too excited by this. Amazon's cloud is going to present new and interesting challenges for Apple, I don't think Google's failure to negotiate with the jumped up music industry is necessarily a bad thing, all things considered!





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  • spencers
    Apr 10, 02:40 PM
    http://img.runningwarehouse.com/big/SFT5M1-2.jpg

    Nice, Fastwitch? Thought about trying those at some point.

    Samsung PN50C8000 x3.

    Continuing to build my ultimate theater room - just need to paint the in wall speakers that were installed.
    Sweet!



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  • SchneiderMan
    Apr 11, 05:55 PM
    Purchased Gidly via Godaddy :)

    http://img858.imageshack.us/img858/6214/gidly.png





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  • holder10
    Apr 25, 12:28 PM
    Did anyone else notice the apparent lack of a search icon next to the homescreen page indicator?

    It does kinda remind me of this: http://www.macrumors.com/2011/04/19/video-of-64-gb-white-iphone-4-running-old-test-ios-4-build-with-expose/

    This was proven to be an older build of iOS4 though, so I'm not sure what to make out of it. :/



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  • testcard
    Sep 29, 08:32 AM
    Man, that is a crummy little house by Silicon Valley standards if I ever saw one. I live in the neighboring town (Portola Valley), which is essentially the same as Woodside, and hence know many homes in the area (including the one I live in). And by current standards around here, not having a private bathroom for EACH bedroom, and a LARGE closet, is pretty substandard. Also, to only have *1* walk-in in the master rather than 2 is not good. No home theater? Large gym with panoramic views? Sauna/steam room/? Sun room? Library? Detached guest suite or guest house (in-law/nanny quarters, etc.)? Swimming pool? Hot tub? This honestly doesn't look like a place where a man of his caliber would be living full-time. Of course his house in Palo Alto isn't huge, either, but at least it is charming, historic, enchanted.

    He has a number of kids, so I'm not sure how they would all fit into this small space with their friends when, e.g., everyone comes home for summers, holidays, etc. Typical houses for higher level people in the Woodside area would have at least 6-7 bedrooms, a bathroom for each bedroom, plus several additional half bathrooms, and probably about 10,000 squ. ft.



    Still living the American Dream over there? ;)





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  • JML42691
    Oct 4, 08:21 AM
    Wow, can't believe I only first heard about this now. As much as that may seem comical to them, I believe that just about any expo that they might attend they should be banned from. That was just completely cruel to make people's presentations harder (or even impossible if it depended only on displays), and to essentially shut down a major aspect of the expo.



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  • whooleytoo
    Jan 8, 10:54 AM
    BTW, I had to laugh when they demoed FMV used as a wallpaper in Vista, and the crowd ooohed and awwed and clapped. :)

    I'd be more impressed if Leopard used Core Video, and did translucent effects on your desktop (say, a picture of water, with an occasional ripple flowing across it. Or a picture of leave on a tree, which sway from side to side in the wind). Much less distracting than a video.





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  • RoboCop001
    Jan 10, 03:53 PM
    Worse than lame.

    Where does Gizmodo operate from? I'm going to pay them a visit and turn their monitors off. If you can't tell that's a metaphor for kicking them in the shins and then the face.

    And then maybe if there's enough time, I'll force them to watch Dark Planet or that episode of Battlestar Galactica 1980 where the kids go up in a tree and turn invisible and start throwing apples at the people down below and they have those ridiculous viper bikes.

    Anyone remember Tek Wars? What a show!



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  • fivepoint
    May 4, 03:48 PM
    nope; you've simply mixed up the issues and the responses

    You're right in that it does not perfectly align, but the point is the same... In this case, I would support the doctor's right to ask questions, give advice, and not serve the customer if that's his decision. In the other cases, my position was the same. To the contrary, the leftist clan in the other cases thought that doctors should be forced to treat everyone for every situation regardless of philosophy, while in this case they seem to be advocating a doctor's right to ask questions, and make choices based on the serve the customer if that's his decision.



    No, I've already said I think the bill is complete nonsense. I'm only addressing Dr. Choi's assertion (in the OP) that he has a duty to pry into non-medical aspects of the lives of his patients.

    My thoughts.

    "Do you have a firearm in the home?"
    "Yes"
    "It should be locked up or have a trigger guard."
    "NO ****?"

    Exactly. Physicians can't be sitting there going through every single life hazard.

    "Do you walk across the street?"
    "Yes"
    "You should look both ways."
    "No ****!"

    "Do you go to the mall?"
    "Yes"
    "You should keep children under the age of 5 close at your side at all times."
    "No ****!"





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  • Gloor
    Jan 15, 05:02 PM
    It's not just the displays. The MacPro was still left a little short. Don't get me wrong, they are brilliant machines, my 2.8x8 is brilliant, but only 2GB RAM is a kick in the teeth for a Pro workstation.

    Especially when this MacBookFart comes with 2GB as standard. Having said that Steve priority is purely creating products for the Disney store now.

    Shame really.

    Actually, you buy ram from OWC or Crucial and you are set. The price of MP is really good when compared to HP or Dell so I think the MP now is fantastic. What bothers me is the fact that they upgrade one thing but not the other that goes with it. (ACD) Do they really want us to get HP, Dell or other brilliant LCDs? I'll wait 2 more weeks and then will get MP with A display. Probably 30" HP



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  • moneyman118
    Jan 11, 02:57 PM
    No white iphone4 and no slim slot! Yay for iPhone 4 on Verizon!





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  • 7o7munoz7o7
    May 3, 02:11 PM
    And why is this on mac rumors.

    Does it really matter what the competition does.

    why are you on macrumors.....you have something to do with Android to....practice what you...ah you know the rest



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  • 7o7munoz7o7
    May 3, 02:10 PM
    Thanks for the macrumors!!!





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  • Surf Monkey
    Mar 17, 01:00 AM
    This!

    You dont get second chances when your register is missing 300

    Good point. I was a cashier at Powell's Books many years ago. If my till had been that much short I would have been out on my rear end before the day was over.

    As others have said, good luck on the karma side, OP. You're going to need it.

    Let the flaming continue!



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  • puuukeey
    Jan 9, 01:51 PM
    I've been know to be cruel:D





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  • baummer
    Mar 17, 11:49 AM
    bunch of haters. In a society where our own government is the biggest crook of all , you all have the nerve to jump down this guy's throat because of someone else's mistake!?!?

    Plus, if you have ever been to a best buy, employees jump on and off registers all the time without logging off first. They will never know which employee did it.

    also consider that this was this guy's karma coming back to him. He did good and now he is getting rewarded.

    Plus if this cashier is dumb enough to mistake $230 for $500 plus tax then does Best Buy really want him working register and relying on customer honesty to save his job?

    I say, im glad you got an iPad2 for $230. ENjoy it because it will probably never happen again!

    I fail to see how your comparison to the government has anything to do with this particular issue. The mistake goes both ways. The employee erroneously accepted $230. The purchaser, and OP of this thread, didn't pay the balance, knowingly. Both are at fault. The purchaser knew he still owed a balance, and took it upon himself to exit without paying the balance. As far as I am concerned, there is a balance owed.





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  • bpaluzzi
    May 4, 09:14 AM
    I'll buy one when it does something useful - like run an unhindered version of OSX

    You're a few years late with that one. Even the Apple haters have given up on that useless meme. Didn't you get the memo at the latest club meeting?





    PinkyMacGodess
    Apr 8, 08:39 PM
    This is STUPID!

    Yeah, we got them but na na na na na you can't buy one SUCKER!

    What possible positive result can be worth this ********?

    Huh Steve?

    Unless they are being 'held' because of manufacturing flaws... Like the screen glue not drying enough? Hmm...





    TheAshMan
    Jul 22, 04:45 PM
    What real issues?

    Apple are selling iPhones as fast as they can make them.

    Aside from a tiny minority on the internet, the avg. joe is out there enjoying and using their new iPhone. If it was a big issue as the media portrayed it, Apple wouldn't be selling a single unit.

    You people are funny.

    I'm not really sure how to respond if you don't know what the issues are. My main point was the videos are dishonest and Apple has damaged themselves with their response. You disagree?

    I agree it is a great phone and that everyone loves it as long as they have good coverage. I don't have the new one, but I have marginal AT&T coverage with my current iPhone. If I had just spent over $2,200 (phone + plan) and lost calls, I would not be happy. I think the response to give away the bumpers and reminding people that they can return them was a good, concrete response so far, but these propaganda videos are laughable and may come back to bite them.

    No issue? It was being demonstrated that in marginal signal areas you could have 5 bars and then lose a call if your finger was in the wrong place. Apple immediately realized how bad that was for their brand released a patch that dramatically alters the signal bar on the phone, making them more accurate. They have 18 PhD's working on the antenna technology and they were "shocked"? Please. They knew exactly how their previous calculation distorted reality.

    This issue brought it to the forefront. I have seen claims that many phone makers do the same thing, but how come my AT&T Blackberry Bold from work gets 2-3 bars at my house, but the iPhone gets 5? Apple knew it was enough of an issue to call a major press conference, where they discussed and obfuscated the issues.

    Most people would use a case anyway, negating the issue for them, but that isn't the point.





    ninjadex
    Apr 8, 01:23 PM
    More sensationalist "reporting" from another tech blog. Best Buy has been known for holding hot items (game consoles, etc.) for Sunday flyer promotions, for years. It was obvious that was what was going on here.

    But no, Tech-Crunch-Gear-Whatever has to drag Apple, even Tim Cook into it. What a bunch of gossip rags... it's embarrassing.:eek:





    Appel
    Apr 25, 12:08 PM
    Looks like ****.





    brsboarder
    Nov 24, 06:56 PM
    apple store US site is down, are they just rolling back the prices?



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